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Kevin Lowe's cupboard, AB • Canada • 85 Years Old • Male
This blog is dedicated to anyone who has ever said Kevin Lowe must go. Lowe must go! Fire Kevin Lowe! Resign Kevin Lowe! blah blah blah. If that happened now Edmonton would lose the opportunity to use their biggest weapon at this years draft. This weapon has been locked away since 2006 and is finally ready to be launched. This weapon is of course Kevin Lowe. That's right you fools. Some of you have been attempting to sell hot dogs to raise money for billboards and newspaper ads to either get Lowe fired or shame him into quitting. Well put the mustard back in the cart because it's time to stop. Otherwise if you continue your campaign of shame and he does leave I WILL BLAME YOU if the Oilers show up to training camp without a #1 center. Sorry Nuge even though you are going to the Allstar game (lol) you are still at best a #2 center today. While many Oil fans have turned on Lowe it may be hard to grasp but not everyone in the hockey world has. His work with Team Canada has proven to bring in both results GOLD as well as build relationships with key players involved with Hockey Canada. Bob Nicholson enjoyed working with Kevin so much he actually quit working for Team Canada to go to a sinking ship in the cold tundra. Think about that for a second while I pour myself some more blue koolaid. In my next blog I will reveal how Kevin Lowe will be used to blow the doors of the draft away and leave with both a #1 center plus whatever kid they draft with the lotto pick. *disclaimer-I'm not going to bother typing it if nobody is going to read it. So leave me a comment saying you want to see part 2...AO
January 13, 2015 11:10 AM ET | Delete
I want part 2
January 13, 2015 12:20 PM ET | Delete
i demand part 2
January 13, 2015 12:55 PM ET | Delete
No part 2. Part one is not clever, whitty or show any promise of a brighter future. Terrible fucking blog.
January 13, 2015 1:36 PM ET | Delete
*Witty
January 13, 2015 3:02 PM ET | Delete
Man iggy you are the ultimate trollPart two would be welcomed
January 13, 2015 3:55 PM ET | Delete
Iggy you friggin spaz
January 13, 2015 3:58 PM ET | Delete
No, no best blog ever...KEEP KEVIN LOWE! Hot dog sales start tomorrow!
January 13, 2015 7:19 PM ET | Delete
Pretty sure you are Kevin Lowe....
January 13, 2015 7:38 PM ET | Delete
No part 2 please and thanks...
January 13, 2015 9:03 PM ET | Delete
Spoiler alert.Yes, the Leafs will happy to see bozak your way for a couple of those hot dogs
January 13, 2015 9:58 PM ET | Delete
TROLOLOLO! This was awful.
January 14, 2015 11:24 AM ET | Delete
SHUT UP JB.
January 14, 2015 4:12 PM ET | Delete
Spoilers, this is Alex_Oil in disguise.
January 14, 2015 4:56 PM ET | Delete
Sure. Lets see part 2. Why not?
January 15, 2015 2:15 AM ET | Delete
You haz my curiosity for part deux
January 15, 2015 11:31 PM ET | Delete
take a break...nobody reads stuff from an 84 year old
January 25, 2015 2:22 PM ET | Delete
soooooooo.......... wheres part two?
January 29, 2015 1:38 PM ET | Delete
The people have spoken. No part 2.
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