10. You are actually interested in the news that Chelios got re-signed by Detroit.
9. Youtube is visited daily to find fan videos of the final seconds before The Ducks hoist the Stanley Cup.
8. Your computer's desktop wallpaper is still your team's logo.
7. You still sport the car flag of your team as you drive around town.
6. You honk enthusiastically at anyone who drives by who also still has the car flag mounted.
5. You still wear your vintage jersey in the 30 degree heat, but it doesn't matter cause you see at least 3 other people wearing them when you go out downtown.
4. You're eagerly awaiting Arnold's new summer action movie entitled: Hasta La Vista, Alffy. Not just because its Arnold, but because it would actually be a really good movie! Think about it.
3. Your MSN name changes daily to reflect your reactions to rumors surrounding who your team is going to sign / re-sign / not re-sign.
2. When partying at your friend's annual summer BBQ, the first drinking song you start chanting is the theme song to CBC's Hockey Night In Canada.
1. You actually start watching Baseball.
11. You don't mind XM replaying Dave Mishkin's annoying goal calls. 12. You watch baseball and wonder why the guy sliding into second didn't take the body.13. You feel no awkwardness wearing a long sleeve jersey, despite 92 degree, farenheit, heat in NJ and the fact that the team whose jersey you are wearing finish dead last and hasn't played a meaningful game since October.
14. You start chanting, "Hextall!" at a minor league baseball game.
15. You keep going to "Now Playing" on your TiVo to watch games from two or more weeks ago to satiate your fix. 16. You go to the Hockey Hall of Fame and don't care your 4 year-old son asks for a Sens jersey. 17. You sign up for a Summer Hockey League on Paypal when sending a check could have saved you $5.
18 - your 3yr old leaves a peanut butter smudge on the HD screen but you don't wipe it off 'cause it makes every show you watch look like there is a puck going into the corner.19 - You plan a party on July 1st (FA Day) and your non-hockey friends think you are just really motivated to celebrate Independence Day early.
20 you read other hockey fans top-10 lists.