10- Hair on face = Proof that player has at least one testicule (most likely 2)
9- You can do cool pictures like this one: <br /><img src=http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/michael_farber/02/05/ducks0212/p1_parros.jpg>
8- You become a father figure for young people everywhere like Mike Mcphee was for me <br /><img src=http://coupestanley.com/images/mike_mcphee.jpg>
7- You can match your mustache with a mullet to become the ultimate hockey GOD <br />
<img src=http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a297/franklu38/SVOBODA669.jpg>
6- The mustache can cover their your lips, making lip reading impossible. This adds to the already incredible aura of mystery surrounding hockey players with mustaches.<br /><img src=http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/gallery/000052/000305560.jpg>
5- The mustache can MATCH WITH THE UNIFORM!!!!!!!!
<img src=http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u107/cusdenm/lannymcdonald.jpg>
4- I know you can't get enough of Lanny McDonald! (me neither)
<br /><img src=http://www.nopactalent.com/speakerphotos/photos/1227Lanny_McDonald.jpg>
3- Whatever mustache you chose to wear, you will never look at stupid as this idiot:
<br /><img src=http://images.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/_photos/2006-11-19-cherry.jpg>
2- Mustache + Nordiques uniform = The reason why I did not kill myself when I was a confused pre-teen <br /><img src=http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nhl/quebec/GouletQ.jpg>
1- One mustache is good, but 2 is better! <br /><img src=http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/29/Potvinbrothers.jpg>