Tampa has been shut out in 3 of the last 5 outings. Due to lack of goal scoring capabilities, the Lightning have managed some fine line shuffling for tonights til against the great white norths capital. I am a huge fan of these new lines. During practice yesterday, the new lines looked like this:
Peca Richard Hart
Ikonen Drouin Palat
Panik Johnson Killorn
Kucherov Mullin Paradis
You guessed it folks, this roster is entirely rookies with the exceptions of bishop and hedman. the lightning head coach is sending a firm message to his veterans that they need to step up and get the job done. st Louis will be a healthy scratch for the first time since 10,000 B.C . Due to the stellar play of hedman and bishop in their last few games, they managed to dodge the cut.
Thanks for reading. This is 100% a pure joke. None of this is true except that these 2 teams really do square off tonight.