Though he's a Swedish citizen and never been involved in politics, sources suggest that Mats Sundin has been offered a spot on Barrak Obama's ticket as Vice Presidential candiate. Now we have 6 teams in North America and 1 political party pursuing the vaunted Swede. Sundin apparently has asked for a few days to think it over. Meanwhile, Republican John McCain is rumored to be giving strong consideration to courting Jamacan sprinting sensation Usain Bolt or Professional bowler Doug Kent.
(Sorry, no crazy rumors in 2 days and I guess I'm getting bored. Nothing new in the real world today either).