I did not write this!rnrnA Blogger for the Kings wrote this! A jealous blogger deleted it! rnProps to the Red Wings but leave it to the Ducks to screw up a showdown with the Kings in what might be Teemu Selanne’s final season.How can the Ducks lose to THAT defense?I’ll tell you how.Bruce Boudreau in the post season:rnThis is his record with an amazing Washington team:rn2007-08 Washington – Lost in round 1rn2008-09 Washington – Lost in round 2rn2009-10 Washington – Lost in round 1rn2010-11 Washington – Lost in round 2rn2011-12 Washington – Firedrn2012-13 Anaheim – Lost in round 1rnrnrnrnMaybe he should have thrown out a few more F bombs. I guess I’ll just have to be happy with Kings Home Ice Advantage vs the SharksrnI guess I’ll just have to give him the Alex Rodriguez award.rnCome to think of it, here’s a few more nominees:rn1) Corey Perry – 0 goals, 2 assistsrn2) Rick Nash – 0 goals, 1 assistrn3) Jaromir Jagr – 0 goals, 3 assists -3rn4) Jonathan Toews – 0 goals, 2 assistsrn5) Zach Parise – 1 goal, 0 assists -7rn6) Chris Stewart – 0 goals, 1 assistrn7) Nazim Kadri – 0 goals, 2 assistsrn8) The Vancouver CanucksrnYou know what I do love: Not having to see those two a holes shooting invisible guns at the camera every time the Ducks score… and as Mr Half pointed out, how great will it be to see the Western conference Champions banner raised in Anaheim next year….NOT!