Eastern Conference playoff teams
Western Conference playoff teams
Anaheim over Nashville
Washington over Tampa
Cup Finals: Anaheim over Washington
Point in the season where Leaf fans realize they aren't making the playoffs: October 8th.
First Coach fired: Mike Johnston
First time a Pens fan freaks out cause someone touched Crosby: 8:47pm on 10/08
Biggest disappointment (team): Boston Bruins
Biggest disappointment (player): Connor McDavid, heck he needs to score 65 goals and 140 points to just come close to the hype!!
Where does Jagr get sent at the trade deadline: Washington. He then goes out and scores 7 points in 6 games as the Caps take out the Pens in round one.
Next player to get suspended: Zac Rinaldo
Norris trophy winner: Erik Karlsson
Guy who SHOULD win the Norris trophy: Shea Weber
Day Leaf fans start throwing themselves off of bridges: It will be on January 12th, right after Yzerman announces signing Stamkos to a contract extension
And finally, the biggest story of the NHL season will be: Gary Bettman revealed to actually be a fembot.
Man, the NHL season can't start soon enough.