The New Jersey Devils. A poem.
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The New Jersey Devils
They suck on so many levels
Their defense is bad
Their offense is sad
Schneider is a stud
Tootoo is a dud
Why can't they win a game?
They have no household name
Lou is the one to blame
But I hold my head high
I'm an optimistic guy
I don't do crack
This team sucks a nut sack
They suck on so many levels
Their defense is bad
Their offense is sad
Schneider is a stud
Tootoo is a dud
Why can't they win a game?
They have no household name
Lou is the one to blame
But I hold my head high
I'm an optimistic guy
I don't do crack
This team sucks a nut sack