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UG Statistical Analysis

Posted 10:18 PM ET | Comments 0
As we all know there are many trolls on this site. Some get our blood pumping more than others, some due to their sheer power on this site (You know who you are). I would like to rank the trolls I have encountered and their effectiveness on my new scale. It is based on a few elements out of 10, 1 being the weakest, 10 the strongest.

1.Fan Base Hatred - Anger gained by fellow fans at the poster
2.Non-Fan Base Hatred - We all know this one
3.Vulgarity
4.Repetition - Are any troll attempts fresh?
5.Easiness of Spotting
6.Sadness - How bad do you feel for their lack of life?

Let us begin

Richard Cloutier (MaxBone)
1. 4
2. 6
3. 0
4. 7
5. 9
6. 10

A fairly strong troll but not very good. He has power in the right places but has no skill. He needs to work on his routine to gain new respect.

TheHockeyMan (And all 500 of his alts including TypsLeafFan)
1. 10
2. 10
3. 2
4. 10
5. Ranges from 1 - 10 depending on your IQ or his fan base at his time of trolling
6. 10

A man of a million voices should be greeted as a miracle no? Well here he is the guy that has tried to destroy almost every fanbases rep by his antics, especially Leaf fans. He is obvious but people don't want to know this, they would much rather attack him making them look even dumber. A great troll but he had little variety.

Unholy_Goalie (Frank_Rizzo)
1. 10
2. 1
3. 2
4. 10
5. 10
6. 10

A thoroughly enjoyable troll this man makes his "Fan base" cringe with hatred at his constant use of emoticons and constant denials and changing of posts. All other fans seem to love him as his roll is to help give them a focal point for calling out the fan base. He is so obvious but will never be called out as he has always been there. Perhaps the greatest covert troll to ever exist.

Burke_Broda (MapleBud)
1. 10
2. 10
3. 0
4. 10
5. 10
6. 10

Probably the easiest troll to find is Burke_Broda also known as MapleBud. The man is a broken record attacking all fan bases he finds and pretending to represent "Leafs Nation." He both aggravates and gives joy to opposing fan bases as they both loathe his douchetastic remarks but love the fact that they can rip on the Leafs. An A+ troll.

This concludes article 1 of the trolling catelogue. Tune in soon to find out more.
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