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- Friday night at Joe Louis Arena, San Jose scored the game-winning goal after the puck had rebounded off the protective netting. In a response, the National Hockey League reminded us all that at Joe Louis Arena, the protective netting, scoreboard, rafters, Sid Abel's banner, that big-ass flight of steps outside and Mickey Redmond's forehead are considered "in play"...

- During NBC's Flyers/Rangers game on Sunday, analyst extrordinaire Pierre Maguire commented that he "Helped make Chris Pronger" during both's time in Hartford. Call me crazy, but isn't that a bit like the 4th Hebrew in line saying that he "helped Moses make the Red Sea part"?

- While perusing the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, I found the following classified ad: "FOR SALE: 2 sets of red goal lights. Taken out of box and installed, but never used. Call JD at 622-BLUE if interested"...

- What happens in Pominville once the Sabres' season ends? Does everyone move away willingly, or is the town evacuated by force?

- So which team's fans would welcome losing more? Fans of Toronto, wanting the 1st pick overall, or fans of Eastern Conference teams looking for a first round match-up with the Southeast Division winner? I mean, what would you rather do? Finish 5th and play Ottawa, or finish 6th and play the 9th best team in the conference?
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March 3, 2008 10:38 AM ET | Delete
The town of Pominville is likely to be evacuated by force. Pierre Maguire's ego could probably singlehandedly force the residents into exile.
March 3, 2008 2:38 PM ET | Delete
Nice one BF.
March 4, 2008 11:24 AM ET | Delete
depending on the Sabres' playoff success or lack thereof, Pominville will be reduced to a shanty town or hooverville near the HSBC arena parking structure.
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