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About Me

Favorite Teams

Kings.

Most Hated Teams

Any team that employs any of the following:Todd BertuzziChris ProngerRoberto Luongo

Favorite Players

TeemuSimmondsByfuglin (not lookin' that one up)Johnny Quick

Most Hated Players

See 'Most Hated Teams' above.

Best Hockey Memories

Learning to play when I was 26.

My Hockey Teams

The Ligers, Oakland, CA.

As a hockey player, I compare to...

Willie Mitchell. Not a lot of goals are coming off my stick!

Favorite Websites

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