NHL finally approves Devils’ contract, but Kovalchuk retires
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This is a pretty funny article about the entire Kovi saga...
Source: http://intenttoblow.com/?p=956
The National Hockey League at long last approved a 15-year contract that would send Ilya Kovalchuk to the New Jersey Devils Monday, only to have Kovalchuk retire immediately afterwards at the age of 42.
“It was really exciting to hear we had finally gotten it done. It’s been a long process,” Kovalchuk said after receiving word of the approved deal. “Sadly, my playing days are behind me. It’s time to hang them up.”
Kovalchuk said he had been holding out hope he would get to play at least a season with the Devils, but his muscles atrophied while waiting by the phone in the nearly 15 years it took to gain league approval.
40-year-old Zach Parise, who has been an free agent since a season after Kovalchuk’s negotiations began, hopes this will open a window for him to rejoin the team.
“Lou [Lamoriello] wasn’t able to conduct much large business until the deal was done, so I’m hoping now I’ll finally get to rejoin the guys,” Parise said on a break from managing a Newark McDonald’s. “I haven’t really had much contact with the team actually since, you know, Lou died a few days after his 80th birthday a couple years back.”
Martin Brodeur, now the head coach of the Devils, said he still remembers the few months he played with Kovalchuk and said he is glad the saga is finally over.
“Hopefully now that this and the 10-year lockout it caused are over we can get back to some real hockey,” Brodeur said. “It might not be exactly the same since we had to sell the Stanley Cup to Major League Baseball to keep us viable, but I think this Golden Globe Alicia Keys leant us will do just fine.”
While most were pleased to hear the contract had been signed, Chris Chelios — who recently signed a 3-year deal with the St. Louis Blues despite being in his early 60s — scoffed.
“What a wussy,” Chelios said. ”I’d give my artificial hip to be 42 again.”
Source: http://intenttoblow.com/?p=956
The National Hockey League at long last approved a 15-year contract that would send Ilya Kovalchuk to the New Jersey Devils Monday, only to have Kovalchuk retire immediately afterwards at the age of 42.
“It was really exciting to hear we had finally gotten it done. It’s been a long process,” Kovalchuk said after receiving word of the approved deal. “Sadly, my playing days are behind me. It’s time to hang them up.”
Kovalchuk said he had been holding out hope he would get to play at least a season with the Devils, but his muscles atrophied while waiting by the phone in the nearly 15 years it took to gain league approval.
40-year-old Zach Parise, who has been an free agent since a season after Kovalchuk’s negotiations began, hopes this will open a window for him to rejoin the team.
“Lou [Lamoriello] wasn’t able to conduct much large business until the deal was done, so I’m hoping now I’ll finally get to rejoin the guys,” Parise said on a break from managing a Newark McDonald’s. “I haven’t really had much contact with the team actually since, you know, Lou died a few days after his 80th birthday a couple years back.”
Martin Brodeur, now the head coach of the Devils, said he still remembers the few months he played with Kovalchuk and said he is glad the saga is finally over.
“Hopefully now that this and the 10-year lockout it caused are over we can get back to some real hockey,” Brodeur said. “It might not be exactly the same since we had to sell the Stanley Cup to Major League Baseball to keep us viable, but I think this Golden Globe Alicia Keys leant us will do just fine.”
While most were pleased to hear the contract had been signed, Chris Chelios — who recently signed a 3-year deal with the St. Louis Blues despite being in his early 60s — scoffed.
“What a wussy,” Chelios said. ”I’d give my artificial hip to be 42 again.”
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09 The arbitration decision coming today
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12 HEATS ON!!!!
12 Where do the Devils stand in the market???
16 Today might be the day
16 90 million over 10-13 for kovi?
16 Russian News Paper Reports Devs and Kovi....
17 Contract submitted???
18 Another Quiet day in the Kovi Front
19 Devils still waiting to see what happens with Kovy
19 “Status Quo” On Ilya Kovalchuk And Devils
20 Devils After Marc-Andre Bergeron???
20 Kovi wants nothing to do with the KHL
20 Elias on the Move???
21 ELIAS TO THE ATLANTA TRASHERS????
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22 Brian Burke Testified Against Ilya Kovalchuk Contract???
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23 News 1130 out of Vancouver Reports on Kovi
23 Possible contract for Kovalchuck
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23 EJHradek_ESPN Reports NJ Devils meet with the NHL
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27 Could this be finalyy over???
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It really feels like this saga has gone on for fifteen years. Good read.
I think I found my new rumor site...hahahahahahahaha
In related news...Brett Favre will hold a press conference today to announce whether or not he will return for his 35th season.
Not even funny to me, just a crappy post. Let's keep it real jsiha and have some constructive information that is factual and to the point. Now I am going to open up my Sean Brown lunch bag and eat one of my Kelly Buchbergers that I picked up at Lanny McDonads. I sure feel like an Eddy Beers but will have to settle for a Paul Coffey. Okay enough is enough.
flyerdude - ouch - I thought that post was pretty funny...to each their own I guess...a little levity never hurt anyone IMO...I think (didn't actually count 'em) over 90% of jsiha's posts are more "factual"...or at least related to real news...so it's not like all the other posts are intentionally trying to be funny...