The Scam That is Maggie the Monkey
Posted 12:30 PM ET | Comments 12
I have been held silent long enough.
I want to personally thank many of you for backing me here. I have been talking to people and I believe Maggie's picks may be fixed. Notice how you see her spin the wheel and then the camera switches. She picked Pittsburgh and Detroit this round. (or so they would like you to believe) She spins a wheel! How lame! I ACTUALLY make picks. I actually select a ball. BTW, last night I ripped off one of monkey's legs. Picture to come.
Proof of this conspiracy is below. first off that voice that says "good girl, good girl" in the beginning. CREEPY! (that will keep me up nights)
After watching this: How easy is it to pre-record this and fix it?
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Come on Monkey Girl!!!!
Why not one wide-angle shot?
Not afraid of a certain dog are you?
Bad enough that Bob and Darren have to "blog" now to keep up with Eklund.
TSN you are in my DOGHOUSE.
peace out
I want to personally thank many of you for backing me here. I have been talking to people and I believe Maggie's picks may be fixed. Notice how you see her spin the wheel and then the camera switches. She picked Pittsburgh and Detroit this round. (or so they would like you to believe) She spins a wheel! How lame! I ACTUALLY make picks. I actually select a ball. BTW, last night I ripped off one of monkey's legs. Picture to come.
Proof of this conspiracy is below. first off that voice that says "good girl, good girl" in the beginning. CREEPY! (that will keep me up nights)
After watching this: How easy is it to pre-record this and fix it?
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Come on Monkey Girl!!!!
Why not one wide-angle shot?
Not afraid of a certain dog are you?
Bad enough that Bob and Darren have to "blog" now to keep up with Eklund.
TSN you are in my DOGHOUSE.
peace out
bravo my friend. hilarious!
get the monkey burt
Too funny!
Thank God there is hockey tonight, because the break has caused you people to lose your minds. haha.
hahaha.....Burt for President
sorry Burt, i like ur style, but i think don cherry's bull terrier, Blue is the most famous dog in hockeyhttp://www.cbc.ca/sports/columns/top10/mascots.html
BURT RULES! even tho he picked the pens.... LETS GO FLYERS
lol at eklund being first to comment
Oh man, a dog that can not only pick but can blog, that monkey is in serious trouble. Does anyone sense the need for some hockey games or maybe July 1st? Haha anyway I still love Burt
lol
i love how philly fans support this hack. Maggie has more connections than Ek and is clearly an authority on series predictions. Dog with sweater tied around his neck does not equal naked monkey money making machine.
The sad fact is that Maggie seems to be the smartest hockey analyst on TSN