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Edmonton, AB • Canada • 2017 Years Old • Male

Bringing the ageless mullet to Edmonton

As we discuss trade deadline targets in Edmonton, for the first time in what seems like 500 years, lets take a look at the silky mullet himself, Jaromir Jagr. Now the only reason I bring the name up, is because this type of transaction has Chiarelli's name written all over it. Remember that he dealt for the Czech ageless wonder in 2013, while he was GM of the Bruins. Does a trade for Jagr make sen... Read More »

The first 10 games of Darnell Nurse

During the past 48 hours, as crazy trade rumors surrounding Travis Hamonic have arisen, a name that has been used as a potentially interesting target for the Islanders is Darnell Nurse. Would I make that deal? Never, and this is why: Darnell Nurse this summer was a little overshadowed (tough for a guy who could dunk on Shaq) by the lottery win, and the eventual drafting of a pretty good prospec... Read More »

Darnell Nurse after 10 games

During the past 48 hours, as crazy trade rumours surrounding Travis Hamonic have arisen, a name that has been used as a potentially interesting target for the Islanders is Darnell Nurse. Would I make that deal? Never, and this is why: Darnell Nurse this summer was a little overshadowed (tough for a guy who could dunk on Shaq) by the lottery win, and the eventual drafting of a pretty good prospe... Read More »

Oilers: Is Travis Hamonic the answer?

My twitter feed exploded this afternoon, as super NHL reporter Darren Dreger dropped this bomb on oil country: ‏@DarrenDreger Hamonic loves the Isles. This is personal. Wpg, Edmtn, Cgy and Van all preferred. Might expand to other west cities. Tough on Isles.... What does this mean? IS THE SKY FALLING?? DID HE MENTION EDM?!? As mere mortals we can only speculate, but the Oil should alw... Read More »

Oiler RFA 2016 Targets: NOT AGAIN!!

We're 6-12. Nope this isn't 2014..or 2013..and this isn't a joke that will end in some sort of comedic cymbal bash. This is reality. The Edmonton Oilers have stumbled out of the gate, and despite "visually" (insert throw up here) looking better they still can't seem to obtain results that matter. With this morbidly depressing thought in mind, I wanted to start a feature where we examine upcomi... Read More »