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Vancouver, BC • Canada • 50 Years Old • Female

Knock Three Times

Posted April 15, 2007
As the Canucks wake up in Texas, getting ready for Game 3, I'm sure there's a few itchy chins in the Dallas area. Nobody's really sure how the playoff beard tradition got started, although [i]Wikipedia [/i]suggests it may have began with the New York Islanders. Hockey players and fans are a superstitious lot. Personally, I'm fascinated by hockey ritual and have a few of my own. I play right def... Read More »

Canuck Luck

Posted April 13, 2007
Game one against the Stars was an epic battle, and like all epic battles won or lost, there was a cost. With Brent Sopel already out with a non-hockey related back injury, Matt Cooke went down with a groin problem and is day-to-day. Alex Burrows very obviously got his "bell rung", wobbling to his feet and attempted to pick up his stick like a Chinatown tourist trying to pick up a grain of rice wit... Read More »

Marathon Men

Posted April 12, 2007
[b]How the Mighty Fell (and blocked a shot)[/b] Last night, and I don't know exactly what time it was because the Canucks/Stars game went 4 overtimes, I saw Markus Naslund go down and block a shot. I double-checked the number in my head. 19. Yep, that's him. Markus Naslund. The Captain and former runner-up for the Art Ross. Sacrificing his body to keep the, oh maybe 64th shot from getting to L... Read More »

Let's Get it Started

Posted April 11, 2007
Canucks start round one on Trevor Linden's birthday. It's a clear day in the city that originated Towel Power, and the skies over the North Shore Mountains are a retina-burning blue. The car flags are starting to bloom, and jersey-wearing fans are popping up like daffodils and tulips. There's an aura of great hope in town, after last year's dark and horrible failure to make the playoffs. There'... Read More »

About Me

Favorite Teams

Vancouver Canucks

Most Hated Teams

Maple Leafs, Rangers

Favorite Players

Mattias Ohlund, Kevin Bieksa, Jarkko Ruutu

Most Hated Players

Mark Messier

My Hockey Teams

Vancouver Vixens

As a hockey player, I compare to...

Jarkko Ruutu meets Kevin Bieksa in some Bizarro Universe where the resultant offspring is female and plays right D for a mid-div rec league team.