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"The Ten Minute Misconduct"

The last piece of the (rebuilding) puzzle, MO • 27 Years Old • Male

You know you're a Blues fan if:

You know you're a Blues fan...

- if You think Weight Watchers is a Doug Weight fan club and some chick named Jenny Craig is president.

- if You yell 'Blackhawks Suck!'...at a Cardinals game

-if your vision of hell entails the Blues losing in the second round of the playoffs with either Detroit or Colorado winning the Stanley Cup

-if you realize just how depressing that last statement was

-if you would go to Taco Bell on back to back nights just because the Blues scored
5 goals two nights in a row...even when the original promotion no longer exists.

-if you won't shave during a Blues playoff run

-if you make tin foil Stanley Cups in May

-if as a little kid, you always had to be Brett Hull playing in the alley, scoring the overtime winner in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals...and pretended the Red Wings moved to the East, just so you could beat them in the finals.

-if you buy Blues tickets when they're bound for a 30th place finish

-if your physical form of evil is embodied in Mike Keenan

-if you know that "Towel Man" isn't the nickname for one of the equipment managers

-if you look for the dancing guy when you hear the song "Cotton Eye Joe"

-if you demand Charles Glenn sings the National Anthem

-if you can't pronounce the name "Belfour" without singing it and yelling "You suck!"

-if, when someone asks you to name the Sutter brothers, your next question is "In what order?"

-if you look for a little toy broom at the dollar store in anticipation of a Blues playoff sweep in the (distant) future

-if you chant "Let's Go Blues" when you hear something make three short sounds in a row...including oven timers

-if you automatically flip to page D894 of the Post-Dispatch Sports section past cricket, bullriding, professional wiffleball, and the NBA just to read the Blues coverage.

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