You know you're a Blues fan...
- if You think Weight Watchers is a Doug Weight fan club and some chick named Jenny Craig is president.
- if You yell 'Blackhawks Suck!'...at a Cardinals game
-if your vision of hell entails the Blues losing in the second round of the playoffs with either Detroit or Colorado winning the Stanley Cup
-if you realize just how depressing that last statement was
-if you would go to Taco Bell on back to back nights just because the Blues scored
5 goals two nights in a row...even when the original promotion no longer exists.
-if you won't shave during a Blues playoff run
-if you make tin foil Stanley Cups in May
-if as a little kid, you always had to be Brett Hull playing in the alley, scoring the overtime winner in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals...and pretended the Red Wings moved to the East, just so you could beat them in the finals.
-if you buy Blues tickets when they're bound for a 30th place finish
-if your physical form of evil is embodied in Mike Keenan
-if you know that "Towel Man" isn't the nickname for one of the equipment managers
-if you look for the dancing guy when you hear the song "Cotton Eye Joe"
-if you demand Charles Glenn sings the National Anthem
-if you can't pronounce the name "Belfour" without singing it and yelling "You suck!"
-if, when someone asks you to name the Sutter brothers, your next question is "In what order?"
-if you look for a little toy broom at the dollar store in anticipation of a Blues playoff sweep in the (distant) future
-if you chant "Let's Go Blues" when you hear something make three short sounds in a row...including oven timers
-if you automatically flip to page D894 of the Post-Dispatch Sports section past cricket, bullriding, professional wiffleball, and the NBA just to read the Blues coverage.