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- Big Foppa news this evening. He's apparently narrowed his choices down to one of the following: Steak, chicken, pasta, and veal. Negotiations with seafood were said to have broken off in the past hour, with Sushi dropping out of the contest earlier today. HB user "Zapruder" promises to have video within the hour.

- Did anyone else notice the metal "Clang" sound during Versus' telecasts? I kept waiting to hear Billy Joel break into the opening verses of "Allentown".

- Ryan Shannon was seen working on his next shootout move, in which he skates in from center, tackles the goaltender, gags him, blindfolds him, hog-ties him, puts him in the trunk of an awaiting taxicab, sends the cab to the airport, then taps the puck into the net.

- Charming video Friday night of Blues' goaltender Manny Legace barfing into a bucket at the Blues bench. Needless to say I avoided all Blues auctions on eBay for five days afterwards....

- Purse-Snatching..... Really.... What excuse did they offer?? "My nose was shiny"?? "I was never able to afford Prada"???? (Thanks, jprobber)

- Bettors were shocked that Vinny Prospal sported no new cuts or bruises after his roughest night of the season -- a 45-minute closed-door meeting with John Tortorella...

- Inspired by Andrew Ladd's goal, Eklund reports that 2 Carolina Hurricanes' Scouts were at Emirates Stadium in London taking in Arsenal's EPL match with Blackburn Rovers.


Feel free to PM me with your best one-liners to appear in a future week's Edition of Hockey Humo(u)r.
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February 15, 2008 12:11 AM ET | Delete
lmao - great stuff, BF. But come on now, no Leafs or Dallas jokes? They are open targets waiting to be punted. Here, I'll throw in a complimentary ''Dallas Sucks'' for you :) Good stuff, keep it up bro.
February 15, 2008 1:09 AM ET | Delete
Nothing against Canada. I love the country. Lived there for a while. But . . . If you're an American, spell "rumor" like one. Please. Two Canadian-wannabes on this site are two too many.
February 15, 2008 7:29 AM ET | Delete
Good Job BF44You are so funny as always
February 15, 2008 8:33 AM ET | Delete
JJ, Dude... that's the joke.......
February 15, 2008 8:39 AM ET | Delete
Good stuff.The "-our" word endings are primarily British, not Canadian. Actually throughout the Commonwealth, most words are spelled in the British way. It has nothing to do with Canada, nor Canadian wanna-bes.
February 15, 2008 9:10 AM ET | Delete
Hey, BF, you stole my soccer line, lol! Great reading, as usual
February 15, 2008 12:15 PM ET | Delete
Mike Myers is the perfect Leafs fan: A joke of a team for a joke of an actor
February 15, 2008 12:40 PM ET | Delete
Another shot at Toronto: If teams like Atlanta and St Louis, who are struggling to make the playoffs, plan on raising ticket prices, while Dallas and Detroit, who are a clinch to make the playoffs, are lowering ticket prices, One can only wonder how much a Leafs game is gonna set your average Joe back....$100 for beer? $300 for a foam finger?
February 15, 2008 1:56 PM ET | Delete
On that $300 foam finger, which finger is raised? ;-)
February 15, 2008 2:08 PM ET | Delete
Almost missed this blog BF. Good fun as always.
February 15, 2008 2:16 PM ET | Delete
Regarding the raised finger, I don't know which one it is, but I feel certain it is not the index finger representing number one. :-)
February 15, 2008 4:26 PM ET | Delete
I don't get the Andrew Ladd one...Someone care to explain?
February 15, 2008 4:41 PM ET | Delete
Ladd kicked in a goal in Boston..... Arsenal and Blackburn Rovers are English soccer teams.....
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