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Anyone see the Leafs/Islanders game Tuesday night? Rob Davison of the Islanders scored on a slapshot from just in front of the goal line.

The OTHER goal line. The one 180 feet away.

An embarrassing moment to be sure. But we think Toskala had some valid reasons for allowing what seemed to be such a soft goal...

- Was distracted by blue dot and red comet tail around puck

- Busy reassuring Ice girls that he'd be happy to move out of their way when the time comes

- the sun was in his eyes

- Was watching Bullfighting on Versus before game

- goaltending equipment wasn't quite big enough

- was expecting the invisible man to shoot, not deke

- was listening to Pierre Maguire tell another story about when he coached Jaromir Jagr

- to irritate Bill Watters

- was looking through a copy of Former Gov. Spitzer's address book

- Bucking for position of new HB Chat TML Scapegoat since the Wade Belak trade

- Hired Bill Buckner as private goalie coach

- Expecting McCabe to deflect it top-corner

- Those pucks hurt, ya know????

- wanted to do SOMETHING to get the hockey world talking about the Leafs... FOR ONCE!!!
Filed Under:   Hockey Humo(u)r   Comedy  
March 19, 2008 11:11 PM ET | Delete
I loved the comment on the radio "Davison has always been dangerous from the slot....in his own end!"
March 20, 2008 3:16 AM ET | Delete
My favourite is the Bill Buckner one, because oh man do i hate the Red Sox.
March 20, 2008 9:10 AM ET | Delete
The comet trail was key to blog. Great job.
March 20, 2008 10:23 AM ET | Delete
Not too bad. The last one was pretty lame though... we all know the hockey world is talkibn about the Leafs even when there is nothing to talk about!
March 20, 2008 11:04 AM ET | Delete
I thnik G4 put it best: EPIC FAIL
March 20, 2008 2:17 PM ET | Delete
Awesome BF. Truth be told, this was obviously all JFJ's fault somehow.
March 20, 2008 7:57 PM ET | Delete
HG..... I appreciate you reading.... but your sarcasm detector needs some work... ;-)
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