Today's challenge:
To come up with one stupendous word to describe whatever I feel like describing, and to use it in a sentence.
Devan Dubnyk: His potential for being bad is abyssopelagic.
Ales Hemsky: Unless he's scoring a highlight reel goal, he looks like a somnambulist.
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins: His perspicaciousness more than makes up for his lack of size.
Dallas Eakins: He should bring some stability after a phantasmagorial coaching carousel.
Taylor Hall: He was the correct choice in 2010, unlike all the infelicitous draft picks in years prior.
Calgary Flames Fans: They will pay for their epicaricacy when they finish last this year.
Ryan Smyth: I fear he will be lachrymose this season.
Jordan Eberle: His skating is mellifluous.
Mike Brown: He definitely does not suffer from triskaidekaphobia.
Andrew Ference: I really hope his senescence doesn't become noticeable.
Nail Yakupov: I hope he improves his English because he's very loquacious.
Hopefully we're past our inchoate stage, because we need to win before any victory becomes pyrrhic. Oh, and a special thank you to Sam Gagner for being a myrmidon.
what?
big words hurt my head.