I want Jagr to grow back his mullet.
I want Garth Snow to show up at GM meetings with that 2x4 from his playing days under his suit jacket.
I want VS. to disappear and ESPN to come back.
I want Zherdev to grow up and become a star.
I want to pay less then $12 for large beer at the ACC.
I want a team in Southern Ontario.
I want to see my Flyers out of the basement.
I want a healthy Peter Forsberg.
I want Brian Burke to turn one more shade of red when he's mad.
I want the Nashville saga to end.
I want Rick Nash to have a #1 centre
I want Roenick to retire, I hate seeing him become what he has.
I want Leaf fans to stop making up insane trade offers.
I want to party with the Staals.
I want to know how Comrie is dating Hilary Duff.
I want the NHL season to start.
I want and need to go.