Posted 1:33 AM ET | Comments 19
First of all, I'd like to thank the Vancouver Canucks for lending their tv announcers to CBC Sports for game 4! What an incredible gesture towards the people of Canada, and specifically Canucks' fans! I'm so thankful American fans, specifically Ducks fans, got to hear those announcers cheer for their team the entire game...and overtime hasn't even begun yet! I cannot wait for the puck to drop...I just hope Vancouver can pull it off. If they don't, the guys in the booth may start crying...they've already stressed that the Ducks "just got their EIGHTH POWER PLAY!"
Lastly, GET BIEKSA OFF THE ICE...HE IS NOT 100%...HE HAS NOT PLAYED WELL THE ENTIRE PLAYOFFS...HE IS KILLING YOUR TEAM! You can't deny it Canucks' faithful...don't criticize me...you know it is true...plead with your sources to make it happen!
Okay...there it is...that didn't take long! Ducks 3-1, going home to America...where, I assure you, there will not be biased announcing on the national tv broadcast! I could have sworn I heard the announcer's voice crack...sniff, sniff!