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"All Geeked-Up for the Deadline..."

Newtown Square, PA • United States • 45 Years Old • Male

Billboards/Bumper Stickers for the 2007-08 Flyers season

*warning - Please check any kneejerk reactions at the door - this is all in good humor*

I was thinking about the very clever way the Dallas Stars used billboards/bumper stickers to get a new and funny message across to their current and potential fans. I thought it something that the Flyers might want to take to heart and show the fans that they are excited about the upcoming hockey season. Therefore, without further ado, here are some unofficial Flyers bumper stickers for the 2007-08 season:
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This one is for Philadelphia baseball fans who might not be feeling so confident about their coach:


or maybe


Now, there are those need to come over to Flyers hockey from basketball:


Being the most influential sport in Philadelphia...the Eagles get a shot too:


Some of you might have heard about the "safety" issues we have in Philadephia concerning the murder rate:


Now on to hockey...

There has been much debate about the new jerseys and here are three billboards to put up outside the rink:

(sorry PB)


or even -with the utmost respect to B.D. and NYI:


I, myself, have wondered what effect the new jerseys would have on middle age beer guts:



Because the Flyers are in the Atlantic, you have to take some shots at your rivals:



and their Superstars


and the team up north



and warm holiday feelings


One cannot forget the Devils if a true Flyers fan:


And last, but not least, the Isles:


Now that we have berated our division rivals, on to good all-purpose bumper stickers:
I thought this one would be good to hang on the outside of the Bank Building:


and here is another:


you have to have an homage to the greatest hockey movie ever made:


Now let's start with the players - and what better way to do it than from the crease out?:


then to the D - from Coburn


to Hatcher:


to Smith:


to Timonen:


You need to support your pugilists, so here is one:


The hard workers need their props too:




Who needs Beckham?:


Simon...


Don't mess with the KGB:


Just in case we can free up enough cap space:


Finally, from the great movie "Network" a billboard for all Flyers fans:


If you have read all of these, without falling asleep, thanks for reading. For those fans of other teams that were able to read these and take them with the grain of salt that they were intened - thank you.

I am jonesing for hockey...

SYF

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