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"All Geeked-Up for the Deadline..."
Newtown Square, PA • United States • 45 Years Old • Male
You know you're a HockeyBuzzard if:

* You reset your company homepage to and don't care who sees it
* You think...Separated at Birth? - Gary Bettman and
* You would pay double the season ticket just to hear more of that East Coast bias
* You start to try to outguess the next rumor
* You begin acting like a mod in your head and think of actually trying to a coworker
* You visit HB more times per day than you think of your significant other - real or
* You let out a combination war whoop/happy dance when Jules picks the same TalkCast topic you were thinking of...ok a little
* You are up to date on the in-chat "discussions" about whose team sucks more... or
* You see B.D. Gallof as the next Jim Jones and you really want to drink the

* You think you hear Ek talking to you in the car and you have no and there is no TalkCast scheduled
* You spend hours at night designing your own avatar in hopes that Scoop will "make it happen"
* You start to use the Eric Engels' singular "Ha" in your normal conversations
* You realize that the needs HockeyBuzz more and more every day
* You think Ek should steal "Doc" and Jonesy away from
* You begin referring to Ek as "Fearless Leader" and know that - if asked - Adam Proteau would end up
* You daydream about a between Ek and Gary Bettman and gauge the chances that Bettman actually has a prayer...then you realize 1) he has no prayer 2)Ek would clean his clock and 3) man, would that be fun to see.
* You try to go to other hockey sites, but like it just leaves you feeling hollow inside - Viva HB

Thanks for reading...

Filed Under:   SYF   Eric Engels   B.D.   hockeybuzzard   John Richards   ek  
October 8, 2007 10:48 PM ET | Delete
i can't believe how much Bettman looks like Count ... absolutely PRICELESS!
October 8, 2007 11:11 PM ET | Delete
Hilarious blog, once again, SYF. Bettman does look like Count....it's scary lmao.
October 9, 2007 12:13 AM ET | Delete
No. GB has more fingers.
October 9, 2007 7:26 AM ET | Delete
Too much SYF. You are our resident stand-up guy. Good work! And it is eery how much Bettman resembles the Count, or could the Count be his father? So glad you pointed that out, but I can't think there is a family connection there as Sesame Street's managers are so superior to those who operate the NHL. Thanx so much for this, you are amazing!!!
October 9, 2007 7:31 AM ET | Delete
LOL I had a conversation with Jules yesterday via email about her topic SYF are you reading my mind....LOL on the :stl or :dal discussion I have witnessed alot of those recently.
October 9, 2007 8:51 AM ET | Delete
One, One game overseas... Two, Two games overseas... bwahahahahahaha!
October 9, 2007 12:32 PM ET | Delete
a must read as usual...
October 9, 2007 12:33 PM ET | Delete
good job syf you make me look bad
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