You know you're a HockeyBuzzard if:
* You reset your company homepage to
and don't care
who sees it
* You think...Separated at Birth? - Gary Bettman
* You would pay double
the season ticket just
to hear more of that East Coast bias
* You start to try to outguess the next
* You begin acting like a mod in your head and think of actually trying to
* You visit HB more times per day than you think of your significant other - real or
* You let out a combination war whoop/happy dance when Jules picks the same TalkCast topic you were thinking of...ok a little
* You are up to date on the in-chat "discussions" about whose team sucks more...
* You see B.D. Gallof as the next Jim Jones
and you really want to drink the
* You think you hear Ek talking to you in the car and you have no
and there is no TalkCast scheduled
* You spend hours at night designing your own avatar in hopes that Scoop will "make it happen"
* You start to use the
Eric Engels' singular "Ha" in your normal conversations
* You realize that the
needs HockeyBuzz more and more every day
* You think Ek should steal "Doc" and Jonesy away from
* You begin referring to Ek as "Fearless Leader" and know that - if asked - Adam Proteau would end up
* You daydream about a
between Ek and Gary Bettman and gauge the chances that Bettman actually
has a prayer...then you realize 1) he has no prayer 2)Ek would clean his clock and 3) man, would that be fun to see.
* You try to go to other
hockey sites, but like
it just leaves you feeling hollow inside - Viva HB
Thanks for reading...